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Biome Brigade®

Meet the Biome Bandits

Harmless when outnumbered by beneficial bacteria, but under the wrong conditions, they multiply rapidly—triggering mayhem with uncontrollable diarrhea, itchy skin, bad breath, gas, bloating, and constipation.
Cartoon illustration of Eli Cole™, a goofy green bacteria character with wild hair-like strands on its head, bulging eyes, and a huge open-mouthed grin showing large teeth and a green tongue. The character is mid-leap with arms and legs spread in an excited pose. A red “WANTED” sign appears above, with a circular “Biome Bandits” logo to the left and a futuristic scanner-style frame around the image.

Eli Cole™

Species: Escherichia coli aka E. coli

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Cartoon illustration of Flaky Jake™, a mischievous, round, orange bacteria character with bumpy, textured skin, angry purple eyes, a wide sneer showing teeth, and clenched fists. The character stands in a confident pose under a red “WANTED” sign, with a circular "Biome Bandits" logo to the left. The design has a futuristic scanner-style frame.

Flaky Jake™

Species: Staphylococcus

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Cartoon illustration of Claus Stridium™, a purple, lumpy, germ-like character wearing a Santa hat and fuzzy red boots. He has a mischievous expression, with big eyes and a wide grin, holding a red sack over his shoulder. A red "WANTED" sign is displayed above him, and a “Biome Bandits” emblem appears in the bottom left corner, indicating he is a villain in the Biome Brigade universe.

Claus Stridium™

Species: Clostridium

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