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Cartoon illustration of Flaky Jake™, a mischievous, round, orange bacteria character with bumpy, textured skin, angry purple eyes, a wide sneer showing teeth, and clenched fists. The character stands in a confident pose under a red “WANTED” sign, with a circular "Biome Bandits" logo to the left. The design has a futuristic scanner-style frame.
Species: Staphylococcus

Flaky Jake™

A highly contagious bacterial gangster. Smooth-talking businessman by day, ruthless Gut Mafia boss by night. Known for cracking an itchy skin joke before unleashing relentless scratching, paw licking, and scooting on his victims.

  • Self-made tycoon with a stranglehold on the pet cone collar industry.
  • Boasts that he’s “served more cones than Baskin-Robbins.”
  • His ultimate goal? To turn every dog and cat in the country into a conehead.
  • Arch Enemy: Army A.N.T.S
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